Three Counts Against a Mohist Creep

Beware: The Scumbag of Mohist City is a Heartbreaker! He is the Senior Disciple of an Elder! And the "genius" co-inventor of the Perpetual Chicken, always boasting about how handsome he is... Well, he does have some charm. ("Looks like someone's smitten!") ("Who's this handsome man?") Here are his three great sins! 1. Always late We planned a countryside outing. I waited hours in the cold while he never showed, claiming he woke early but fell asleep from overwork. 2. Clueless in romance When I confessed my heart was full of him, he had the gall to argue it was physically impossible. His proof? "A shadow exists when there is light and disappears when the light is gone. If the shadow remains, then something must still be present." ("That's such a good line. I'm stealing it!") ("He sounds reasonable, if a little too rigid... I'm on his side for this!") 3. Self-absorbed On our outing, he spent hours "drawing me" but was actually sketching blueprints for the new Perpetual Chicken. No sign of me at all. A word to the lovestruck: don't fall for the narcissist's tricks. Hearts change, but knowledge is forever. The Perpetual Chicken II is soon to be tested at the Aloft Abode. Stay tuned!